Which Portals Are Right For You? (Satire)

[5GENIDN]

Portals, so much clearance until you need to get it into the garage

I believe that is called a lack of head room.

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[EvilJim1971]

I believe that is called a lack of head room.

That is why all my vehicles have tilt steering...

 

[Smocaine]

Which of these portal systems would be best for installing upside down? I think it's high time someone stanced a Bronco, and this could be the epitome of low and slow.
Or do they actually reduce your gear ratio when mounted Australian style?

 

[Original Bender]

Can I get a recommendation for portals on a 98 Corolla with 300k?

 

[userdude]

Can I get a recommendation for portals on a 98 Corolla with 300k?

Definitely Hummer portals. You will want them to last as long as the Corolla.

 

[SierraBronco]

Can I get a recommendation for portals on a 98 Corolla with 300k?

Seems that you’re into the “ese” lifestyle and frugality so gonna suggest the Chinese option of Turn. But we have zero information on long term reliability as they started the manufacturing of the production portals with about 6.9 days of testing. Sooooo…kinda conflicted…

 

[userdude]

In other news, I see you're using satires now? Where do I get these? Is this a five tire satires job, or a satires delete and go naked? I'm guessing satires are harder and heftier than regular tires. I've never gotten what a satire is, though, you'll have to help me out.

 

[SierraBronco]

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In other news, I see you're using satires now? Where do I get these? Is this a five tire satires job, or a satires delete and go naked? I'm guessing satires are harder and heftier than regular tires. I've never gotten what a satire is, though, you'll have to help me out.

Googles says-“Satire is a literary and performing arts genre that uses humor, irony, and exaggeration to expose and ridicule the foolishness, vices, or corruption of individuals, institutions, or society. Its primary goal is not just to entertain, but to provoke thought and drive social, moral, or political change.”

so….yes to all your questions…

 

[SierraBronco]

Which of these portal systems would be best for installing upside down? I think it's high time someone stanced a Bronco, and this could be the epitome of low and slow.
Or do they actually reduce your gear ratio when mounted Australian style?

Man I went through so much effort to lower our bronco when this was the easier solution. Dammit.

 

[Original Bender]

Seems that you’re into the “ese” lifestyle and frugality so gonna suggest the Chinese option of Turn. But we have zero information on long term reliability as they started the manufacturing of the production portals with about 6.9 days of testing. Sooooo…kinda conflicted…

im looking at trying Pritchett Canyon on my maiden run. The Corolla is 5 speed manual. So I should be ok.

 

[userdude]

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Googles says-“Satire is a literary and performing arts genre that uses humor, irony, and exaggeration to expose and ridicule the foolishness, vices, or corruption of individuals, institutions, or society. Its primary goal is not just to entertain, but to provoke thought and drive social, moral, or political change.”

so….yes to all your questions…

So satires aren't round with a hole in the middle and made of rubber with nubs and whatnot??

 

[SierraBronco]

So satires aren't round with a hole in the middle and made of rubber with nubs and whatnot??

Nobody is stopping you from making it so.

Introducing the Satire. Even comes with simulated beadlock rings that are part of the tire and not a wheel

 

[userdude]

Nobody is stopping you from making it so.

Introducing the Satire. Even comes with simulated beadlock rings that are part of the tire and not a wheel

Man, I'll have to get me some of those!! I bet you can off road anything. Tire installer, just take my money!!

 

[Fordified1]

In other news, I see you're using satires now? Where do I get these? Is this a five tire satires job, or a satires delete and go naked? I'm guessing satires are harder and heftier than regular tires. I've never gotten what a satire is, though, you'll have to help me out.

SA Tire is located in San Antonio. How’s your Spanish?

 

[userdude]

SA Tire is located in San Antonio. How’s your Spanish?

Polly voo Fran says? That's about the extent of it.

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