Admit it, your rig is a "mall crawler"...

[Hemisfear]

Huh?

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[Dark Horse Allegiance]

It's the way you GET to the mall that counts!

That AOAA?

 

[AK SNO RIDER]

Nope. In fact I can't even understand why someone would buy a Bronco with the intention of never taking it offroad. There's countless better road cars.

 

[PWillette]

Occasionally I do have to make a trip to the grocery store...

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[BadmansSAS]

Nope. In fact I can't even understand why someone would buy a Bronco with the intention of never taking it offroad. There's countless better road cars.

Because I love the removable top, wanted a massive SUV and I hate wranglers. What else fits in that category?

 

[tomfoolery]

I’ll admit no such thing. Got properly dirty and pinstriped 11 days after I took delivery.

 

[CitrusBronco]

I 10000% am with you.

I am on my 2nd Bronco, my 1st Bronco was a heavily modified Wildtrak with full King Suspension, 37s on -18 Black Rhinos etc. all bells and whistles even full PPF.

I would never have dared take that off road.

I upgraded to Raptor and went with bunch friends off roading at Mahwah and I left Raptor at trail head. In no way am I off roading it. It is full PPFd etc but I don’t care.

I’m never taking my Raptor off road and that’s that.

Ohhh I’m getting ditch lights etc I’m most likely never going to use as well.

While I cannot understand this mentality even a little I am thankful that you are enjoying owning Broncos. Without the street only owners Ford would not sell enough of these to produce them. So hats off to you all for making it possible for me to enjoy a new Bronco and off-roading in comfort.

 

[Hellish]

Not a mall crawler, but just a late bloomer. Working up to the pinstripes and dirt after the feel of NEW wears off.

 

[userdude]

I’ll admit no such thing. Got properly dirty and pinstriped 11 days after I took delivery.

Looks like you got mauled by a flock of seagulls...

 

[Baja Bronco]

Definitely not! If I’m not going to Baja, it doesn’t even leave the garage

 

[G1D1UP]

I know....a "friend" who.... maybe, owns a Bronco.... and....I think he only takes it to the gym.... and Target...and maybe to Starbucks sometimes...oh shit! IT'S ME, IT'S ME DAMIT!

I'm a friggin Mall Crawler! It's who I AM! Is that what you want to hear? Its how I was born and how I feel inside. I identify... as a Mall Crawler! There,...are you all happy now? I'm friggin "OUT NOW!" Are you all happy? I hope my family understands...

 

[FilmcoBronci]

Mall crawler.

Good lookin tho!

 

[Fordified1]

I completely understand not wanting to get your beautiful Bronco scratched or dinged up but it is very doable to do quite a bit of offloading without damaging your Bronco. We’ve been all over and around the Alpine Loop and to Hidden Falls Adventure Park here in Texas and the only paint chip I have is where my wife opened the door on a poorly placed lawnmower in our carport.

 

[Danielsand]

Looks like pretty much nobody admits to being a mall crawler with their Bronco. I can't top many of those stories, but here's a photo of mine out in its natural element. Oh, and it's been months since I've washed mine. I promise I'll get to it later this week.

I just finished feeding my animals and had some free time. What to do? Wash/wax Bronco of course (it was a little dusty). I like my girls CLEAN. As in "eat of the floor (or eat whatever) clean".

 

[userdude]

I know....a "friend" who.... maybe, owns a Bronco.... and....I think he only takes it to the gym.... and Target...and maybe to Starbucks sometimes...oh shit! IT'S ME, IT'S ME DAMIT!

I'm a friggin Mall Crawler! It's who I AM! Is that what you want to hear? Its how I was born and how I feel inside. I identify... as a Mall Crawler! There,...are you all happy now? I'm friggin "OUT NOW!" Are you all happy? I hope my family understands...

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