Wife lost all memory.

[Area51BS]

You could surprise her a little more by showing her this thread!

Will do more than that. Precautions taken.

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[NotElwaysBronco]

The solution is simple. Trade the wife in for a newer model.

 

[Willub]

The solution is simple. Trade the wife in for a newer model.

Or just switch it up and try men

 

[Kevin Scarbel]

Notice cleaning her Sport the front bumper was damaged. She doesn’t recall what happened. Later it’s the dial shifter and went wrong way. Still doesn’t recall what she hit. I figured it out and she suddenly got her memory back. Bronco for the win. Loss for the wallet. Will do self repair. Still materials and time.

I was told that marriage is an obsolete medieval tradition.

 

[TPadden72]

I was told that marriage is an obsolete medieval tradition.

Did you then tell her/him you could still be friends anyway?

Tom

 

[Valhalla]

I was told that marriage is an obsolete medieval tradition.

Prehistoric Beginnings
Marriage traces back to Stone Age humans, where early pair bonds formed primarily for procreation, survival, and resource sharing. Men and women divided labor, with women gathering and processing food while men hunted, creating interdependence that encouraged longer-term partnerships

Wikipedia+1. These early unions were fluid, often involving social exchanges like brideprice or brideservice, which helped forge alliances between groups and prevent inbreeding

 

[NotElwaysBronco]

Or just switch it up and try men

He'd have to get a Jeep first.

 

[Saltwater Junkie]

Or just switch it up and try men

Nah..tried it twice, threw up both times. It's not for me.


(old construction joke)

 

[Squatch]

I do it so I don’t have to wash laundry or sheets. And the better I keep it, the longer she will keep it.

That's exactly why I poop in the toilet too!

 

[T800]

Just remember, you get to 'lose your memory' at least once in the future. Make it count bud!

 

[not on the rug]

Just remember, you get to 'lose your memory' at least once in the future. Make it count bud!

I like this idea. Women absolutely hate it when you turn around and behave exactly the way they do.

Imagine taking that repair cost and spending it on dinner and drinks with the cute blonde in your department at work. When she asks where the money went, where you were for the past 6 hours and why you smell like whiskey and perfume, tell her "I don't know." When she asks why you told her "I don't know" tell her "I was fearful the devil would come out."

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Right?

The reality of being married to an avoidant partner is that you quickly learn that you don't even know the "real" version of who that person even is because they've lied to you about so many things.

 

[T800]

I like this idea. Women absolutely hate it when you turn around and behave exactly the way they do.

Imagine taking that repair cost and spending it on dinner and drinks with the cute blonde in your department at work. When she asks where the money went, where you were for the past 6 hours and why you smell like whiskey and perfume, tell her "I don't know." When she asks why you told her "I don't know" tell her "I was fearful the devil would come out."

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. Right?

Now sit and think about all of the other things she's lied to you about during the course of your relationship. It'll make you sick. You've likely spent your life being a decent, honest partner. She's probably lied to you thousands of times. THAT is the reality of being married to an avoidant partner. You quickly learn that you don't even know the "real" version of who that person even is.

I like to keep it simple. Like trade it for a Raptor that is the same color, see if she notices. Then act confused if she notices your payment went up.

 

[dpAtlanta]

Hey, so do I! And yet there's always some jackass who'll park next to me in an empty part of the parking lot. And usually badly, where I'm squeezin' in. Many a prayer has resulted, "Oh jeezus don't let me kick their everlovin' door in!!"

 

[5GENIDN]

AND... this is why we can not have nice things kids....

 

[SkyKing]

My wife also has high skills in selective retention (fancy word for lying)

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