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See, they got shipped to South America first, then put on a pack mule, carried over the southern Alps, put on a speed boat with "chacho" the smuggler, sped to point off the coast of Costa Rica, floated over to Mexico, packed onto ANOTHER pack mule train, who were robbed (natch) by an avocado cartel, helicoptered to a compound in Sinaloa, packed in with some Peruvian white, secreted over the border into Eagle Pass, left in a back alley in Toas, NM, then dropped into a shipping container, where they then went by train to Canada, which then rejected them, they got put on a barge through the Erie canal, ended up in New York, packed into another shipping container, driven by truck to Baltimore, where the Teamsters "lost" the delivery, then found it, then put it on a cargo ship, which then struck a bridge.Also, I hope we don't all get a notice that the cargo boat was going unload to but is backlogged due to the bridge collapse.
I mean, you're only focusing on the wreckage. Look at all they overcame!
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