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not a “people”. But he looks absolutely enamored by it, tryna lick it out of sheer admiration.
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not a “people”. But he looks absolutely enamored by it, tryna lick it out of sheer admiration.
This may be taking that to a new level:Had to show them my dominance
When I choose one over the other.Choose a pic of you “flexin’ on the competition”.
I did that last spring in your neck of the woods at our hotel.......wanted to make "skinny pant" heads explode!!This may be taking that to a new level:
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We have two Teslas now, a Y Performance and an S Plaid. It's because the performance (and tech) is unreal, not because skinny pants, though I do look good in skinny jeansI did that last spring in your neck of the woods at our hotel.......wanted to make "skinny pant" heads explode!!
Those things are silly quick for sure.We have two Teslas now, a Y Performance and an S Plaid. It's because the performance (and tech) is unreal
Those things are silly quick for sure.
Here is a funny Tesla story that happened to me:
I was on a road with three lanes in each direction. I was in my GT350 in the far-right lane, and a Tesla S pulls up next to me in the center lane, my windows were down because the exhaust is out there. I look over and his window was up, and the tint was fairly dark.
We were both the first in line at the light. The light turned green, and he took off quickly. Not wanting to waste fuel, I puttered off the line in no hurry.
I rolled up next to him at the next red light. I looked over, and he lowered his window and said: "I'm surprised you didn't give it a go back there?"
I replied, "Buddy, I could tell by the sound of your after-market exhaust, that thing has been heavily modified."
He replies, "F__k-you man", and rolls up his window.
This guy had NO sense of humor..... I thought it was quite a funny comment.... he didn't.
I'm not saying this is any reflection on you @Jazer .
Unfortunately, for the glory of the story, the air bags would not deploy from a traffic cone.I couldn't tell, but it looked like an airbag might've gone off too.
Once upon a time I was the brake check guy for people that rode my A$$...now I just gradually get slower and slower until they pass.My recent funny tesla story is about one of their drivers that was rolling ultra close behind me. I could see just the top of their roof, best guess is probably 5-10 ft behind my bronco, tops. Bear in mind, i was going 45 down the road at the time. I see a traffic cone that's been kicked into the road that's laying on it's side, but based on the size, I *know* it'll go clean under the truck. So I just drive right over it, at 45.
The noise that cone made when it hit their car in the air dam, was pretty darn epic. I couldn't tell, but it looked like an airbag might've gone off too.
Whoopsies.