How do you afford a Bronco

[ThunderFlash]

If we are going add "You can shop lift more with a 4-dr" in the "plus column", I believe we can also add "you can shop lift less with a 2-dr making them a little better people as owners" to the plus column of the correct number of doors side of the balance sheet.

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[SeptuagenarianSasquatch]

Curious: He's really filled that 4-Door with a lot of merchandise. Must have exited the store several times with carts of loot. Did they wait for him to complete his shopping looting list before they called the cops?

Just as an FYI, here's what will happen next: a cop and store security (or somebody) will unload the Bronco, and every item in it will be scanned in the presence of a cop. Police will then get a printout, and that's the value of the larceny. Then they'll tow and impound his truck (or whoever owns it), and he'll run up storage fees until he can get a judge to release it, which may be weeks...or months. And if the tow service fails to use a ramp truck, don't expect them to pay for the damage for a 4-wheel tow.

 

[broncobase1]

How do we know the loot is worth more than $1000? This isn't a crime, this poor guy is just trying to feed his family. These cops should be immediately be fired and arrested.

 

[Glade Runner]

If we are going add "You can shop lift more with a 4-dr" in the "plus column", I believe we can also add "you can shop lift less with a 2-dr making them a little better people as owners" to the plus column of the correct number of doors side of the balance sheet.

Of course, adding the O.J. Simpson two door could change that ”better people as owners” tally….

 

[ThunderFlash]

Of course, adding the O.J. Simpson two door could change that ”better people as owners” tally….

If it does not fit, you must acquit!

And he would have likely been in a 4- door, had they been available at the time. Were Expeditions even out then?

Edit: No, first year for the Expedition was '97 and the chase was '94. Besides, thanks for the new plus! "Fewer murders fit comfortably in a 2-door."

 

[Smocaine]

Of course, adding the O.J. Simpson two door could change that ”better people as owners” tally….

I thought for a very long time about ordering mine in white and getting some nice chrome wheels...
One of my neighbors has a nearly perfect OJ-spec Bronco. It's very well kept and nice in its own right but I still can't help imagining him with a parade of police cars behind.

 

[broncobase1]

If it does not fit, you must acquit!

And he would have likely been in a 4- door, had they been available at the time. Were Expeditions even out then?

Edit: No, first year for the Expedition was '97 and the chase was '94. Besides, thanks for the new plus! "Fewer murders fit comfortably in a 2-door."

On a serious note, during the OJ initial police interrogation they asked him why he was driving the Bronco when he has a fleet of exotic vehicles. OJs answer was something to the effect "Its a Bronco its my favorite".

 

[ThunderFlash]

OJs answer was something to the effect "Its a Bronco its my favorite".

Hard to argue with that.

 

[JustWideman]

Only in FL, Florida man

 

[DALOLA]

When these douch-bags wanna run into the 'glades to hide from the cops, they should just find them, then chain them to a tree, and walk. Let the gators be judge/jury.... ( I know, I'm a monster...)

 

[SeptuagenarianSasquatch]

On a serious note, during the OJ initial police interrogation they asked him why he was driving the Bronco when he has a fleet of exotic vehicles. OJs answer was something to the effect "Its a Bronco its my favorite".

Too bad Ford isn't monitoring this forum anymore. There's an attention-getting endorsement!

 

[Shadowsquatch]

Shop lifting Home Depot helps. Not my pic, but local.

I wonder if the man of the hour is on this forum...

 

[TheKim]

Too bad Ford isn't monitoring this forum anymore. There's an attention-getting endorsement!

Hi. We'd be happy to help. If you could DM us your VIN and dealership information, we'll immediately tell you to call that dealership.

Thank you!

 

[NORCALGXP]

And yet they only make the roll out drawer system for the Moar Doors. mini vans always need more room

Just installed in my two seater two door.

 

[userdude]

I wonder if the man of the hour is on this forum...

By the looks of his droopy ass pants, I'd suggest he might have just gotten out of prison before he "borrowed" said Bronco from that lady loading her groceries his baby mama.

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