Admit it, your rig is a "mall crawler"...

[Danielsand]

Maybe! It’s a damn capable mall crawler though.

That's the way I feel. My Bronco knows what it can do. I know what it can do, and what I can make it do. I don't have to prove it over and over. Judging by some of the pictures in this thread, some people never heard the wise old man's (Dirty Harry) main rule for happy life: "A man should know his limitations (or the limitations of his toys)."

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[HOSSMAN]

El Mall-er-o de crawl-er-o! When it actually comes out of the garage now. Since it's not my daily anymore it only comes out when the sky is blue and the birds are nowhere to be seen to crap on her lol. 7800 miles, 2023. She pretty much stays naked now.

Just added some CORE 4X4 rear upper/lower adjustable control arms and track bar plus Apex tie rods in the front. Next is bigger gears and I am having orange roll-bar pads made for the back

 

[I_Fly]

Yep. Mall Crawler.

 

[Sparky575]

That's the way I feel. My Bronco knows what it can do. I know what it can do, and what I can make it do. I don't have to prove it over and over. Judging by some of the pictures in this thread, some people never heard the wise old man's (Dirty Harry) main rule for happy life: "A man should know his limitations (or the limitations of his toys)."

Exactly. I dont need it to do what it can all the time but if there is a time I do need it, it will.

 

[Sparky575]

El Mall-er-o de crawl-er-o! When it actually comes out of the garage now. Since it's not my daily anymore it only comes out when the sky is blue and the birds are nowhere to be seen to crap on her lol. 7800 miles, 2023. She pretty much stays naked now.

Just added some CORE 4X4 rear upper/lower adjustable control arms and track bar plus Apex tie rods in the front. Next is bigger gears and I am having orange roll-bar pads made for the back

Most beautiful color when it’s clean lol. I know your struggle. My mother I. Law has a 2 door squatch in the green, it looks clean every damn.

 

[PSUTE]

Only if the mall is at the beach.

Nice looking set up. Too bad I'm a couple of hundred miles from the ocean now...

 

[Antimadder]

Just bought my first Bronco earlier this week. Its also my first Ford. We're heading to the Cannon Beach on the Oregon coast this Saturday. Next Weekend, I'm hoping to get some play time in the Tillamook National forest area. Until then, its my commuter and grocery getter and proud of it.

 

[EvilJim1971]

Heading to Dunkin...

 

[Deleted member 64703]

Just bought my first Bronco earlier this week. Its also my first Ford. We're heading to the Cannon Beach on the Oregon coast this Saturday. Next Weekend, I'm hoping to get some play time in the Tillamook National forest area. Until then, its my commuter and grocery getter and proud of it.

It's very Oregon that your Bronco model is "undecided." It's great looking though- congrats and have fun!

 

[Felix808]

@Tricky Mike you can only photo shop out the mall so much...

This picture proves the mall is much too dangerous for me. That's why I never leave the safety of the garage

 

[Danielsand]

All joking aside, ....I fully understand both sides of this friendly ribbing. Off roading is many people's hobby, and they use their Broncos to enjoy this hobby. One poster way back in this thread mentioned something like "Bronco going in the wilderness let's him see stuff most people will never see." I get that. I feel the same way when I am on the horseback (no,.... Bronco will not be able to follow me) in the Wilderness of the River of no Return. My hobby is not off roading in vehicles. I ride horses and shoot guns for fun (I don't hunt). I "off road" every time I leave my ranch (I am too poor to pave 3/4 mile private road from my main gate to the State HWY), or on the ranch itself. I understand that many people get the immense pleasure of venturing out in their vehicles, and I also understand the ones that don't want to get them dirty. I am a total clean freak (OCD to the hilt), but my excuse is being in the uniform for 25+ years. I love my animals, and my ranch, but never again in my life I will have a pristine clean vehicle. Impossible around here. Private, gravel road is dusty (this rime of the year), or muddy, and the bugs galore. In the winter,......salt on the HWY, loose rocks from "salt", going through at least two windshields every year (different vehicles of course). But out in the wild on my horse.......priceless.

 

[HOSSMAN]

Most beautiful color when it’s clean lol. I know your struggle. My mother I. Law has a 2 door squatch in the green, it looks clean every damn.

No $h!t!!! Pollen season is about over here finally. Black is beautiful but definitely not the friendliest to keep clean!

Your ride is bada$$!

 

[Spooled]

Def not a mall crawler. I like to crawl over mall crawlers

 

[Sparky575]

No $h!t!!! Pollen season is about over here finally. Black is beautiful but definitely not the friendliest to keep clean!

Your ride is bada$$!

Thanks, brother! Yours is set up just right also. Mine is a slight shade of yellow as well right now.

 

[Snacktime]

Def not a mall crawler. I like to crawl over mall crawlers

Was pretty normal to get crawled over if you clogged the trail back in the early 2000s.

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