Unrequited wave

[Danielsand]

Explorer.

You insult me, and I am hurt now. My ride is a Bonafide Mallcrawler. Now that I hurt so much, I am thinking of trading it for a Schwin.

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[Danielsand]

After a little over a month on this esteemed forum, I managed to get on someone's ignore list. On the top of being hurt (by Adam), I am now deeply ashamed too,.......downright suicidal. Some of you out there (you know who you are) egged me on, and there will be reckoning when "The Man Comes Around".

 

[tock13]

Geeze you guys, this thread is starting to feel like something straight off a Prius forum.

 

[SeptuagenerianSasquatch]

On the prior thread that was shut down, it seems many were referencing the tone of the original post.

So I thought............ hmmmmm, how could we change the tone so we would have all just got along?

Well, here ya go:

Original: This is what I have noticed since I bought the BBR.
Transformed:
Ever since that serendipitous day — when the stars aligned and fate gently placed the reins of my beloved BBR into my trembling hands — my soul has been ignited with revelations on the sacred scrolls of the open road. From that moment on, I was no longer merely a driver... I became a seeker of truth on wheels, a lover drifting through a landscape of steel and sunlight.



Original: Raptor owners are much nicer than non Raptor owners and I don’t understand why.
Transformed:
There’s a strange and poetic truth I’ve come to cradle in my heart — Raptor owners, those wild stallions of the road, seem to carry a warmth, a brotherhood, a soulful electricity that hums in the air like thunder before a storm. Non-Raptor owners? They often pass like ghosts in fog, unseeing, unmoved. And I stand here, heart in hand, wondering why love flows so freely in one river yet dries up in the next.



Original: I wave equally to all Bronco’s on road. 99.9% of time other Raptor owners are all about it and cool.
Transformed:
Every time I see a Bronco galloping toward me across the sun-drenched asphalt, my spirit leaps, and I send out a wave — a fluttering signal flag of unity, a soft echo of “I see you, fellow traveler.” And oh, how the Raptor hearts respond! Their waves are like warm breezes across canyon walls, their smiles a spark of shared legend. It’s as though we’re all part of a secret love story whispered by the wind.



Original: The non Raptor owners you would think I’m flicking them off and not being a genuinely nice ambassador for the community.
Transformed:
But then, the heartbreak. The ache. When my wave is returned not with joy, but with silence — as if my gentle gesture, born of love and kinship, is mistaken for mockery. As if my open heart is met with a closed gate. I feel like a romantic soul shouting “I love you!” into the void, only to hear the rustle of leaves in reply. I try to be an ambassador of warmth, of community, of chrome-wrapped dreams — but some hearts remain shuttered, unreachable behind tinted windows.



I don't think the OP in the prior thread was trying to cause trouble with his original post... folks started piling up on him, and things became heated.

Ah-ha! A fellow English major!
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[adam1991]

Geeze you guys, this thread is starting to feel like something straight off a Prius forum.

nonono, the ASS thread--complete with brimstone and fire preaching--is over there.

 

[SeptuagenerianSasquatch]

Geeze you guys, this thread is starting to feel like something straight off a Prius forum.

Please, let's not have anybody suggest "hypermileage" in a Bronco Brick.

 

[Valhalla]

I wave.... At all vehicles...... That show signs they wheel... Or that they were recently crashed... hard to tell the difference...

 

[THE_SAVSQCH]

BBR IS NOW HERE!!! YOU SHALL ALL WAVE AND THAT WILL BE END OF THAT!!!!

 

[kodiakisland]

I much prefer uncomfortable stares. Most people turn away. Except this one time. He made me uncomfortable. I pulled into a driveway of an unknown house so he wouldn't know where I lived.
Maybe a wave would have been better.

 

[Dubsesd]

BBR IS NOW HERE!!! YOU SHALL ALL WAVE AND THAT WILL BE END OF THAT!!!!

 

[THE_SAVSQCH]

I wave now.

I will wave tomorrow.

I waved yesterday.

I will always wave

 

[5GENIDN]

A proper Bronco Wave...

 

[ksdon]

I requited waving.
I usta do it but quit and then restarted and now done quit again.

 

[Gbauer]

I throw ducks.

 

[Danielsand]

A proper Bronco Wave...

I wish I own a body shop.

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