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[userdude]

@Dialtone: Don't you use Dial Soap?
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Satan to Lost Soul: "This is the Lake of lava you will spend your eternity in."
Lost Soul to Satan: "Since we're below ground level, Satan, it's properly called magma, not lava.
Satan to Lost Soul: "You just don't get it, do you? Don't you understand why you're here?""
Lost Soul to Satan: "I heard there were gonna be tacos?"
Satan to Lost Soul: "You mean those fire cheetos ones?"
Lost Soul to Satan: "Yes!"
Satan to Lost Soul: "No, those all got ate like a week ago."
Lost Soul to Satan: "Ok, no sweat. What else you got?"
Satan to Lost Soul: "Maybe, I can check in back, but those one chip things, I got boxes-"
Lost Soul to Satan: "Change your tongue, like blue?"
Satan to Lost Soul: "I think so. I'd have to ask one of the little demons, I don't have the stomach myself."
Lost Soul to Satan: "Yeah, I feel ya."
Satan to Lost Soul: "So..."
Lost Soul to Satan: "You got the Knicks game on down here?"
Satan to Lost Soul: "It wouldn't be HELL without it!"
Lost Soul to Satan: "Hahahaha!"
Satan to Lost Soul: "Hahahaha!"

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[SeptuagenerianSasquatch]

Satan to Lost Soul: "This is the Lake of lava you will spend your eternity in."
Lost Soul to Satan: "Since we're below ground level, Satan, it's properly called magma, not lava.
Satan to Lost Soul: "You just don't get it, do you? Don't you understand why you're here?""
Lost Soul to Satan: "I heard there were gonna be tacos?"
Satan to Lost Soul: "You mean those fire cheetos ones?"
Lost Soul to Satan: "Yes!"
Satan to Lost Soul: "No, those all got ate like a week ago."
Lost Soul to Satan: "Ok, no sweat. What else you got?"
Satan to Lost Soul: "Maybe, I can check in back, but those one chip things, I got boxes-"
Lost Soul to Satan: "Change your tongue, like blue?"
Satan to Lost Soul: "I think so. I'd have to ask one of the little demons, I don't have the stomach myself."
Lost Soul to Satan: "Yeah, I feel ya."
Satan to Lost Soul: "So..."
Lost Soul to Satan: "You got the Knicks game on down here?"
Satan to Lost Soul: "It wouldn't be HELL without it!"
Lost Soul to Satan: "Hahahaha!"
Satan to Lost Soul: "Hahahaha!"

This dude was a finalist in the Tide Pod Challenge, and thought he was ready for the Major (Ingestion) Leagues. He wasn't. Perhaps he's the Lost Soul you're referencing?

https://apnews.com/article/massachu...e-teen-death-5e421f73f5cc0e439ea05f228f4b8465

 

[Dialtone]

@Dialtone: Don't you use Dial Soap?

Satan to Lost Soul: "This is the Lake of lava you will spend your eternity in."
Lost Soul to Satan: "Since we're below ground level, Satan, it's properly called magma, not lava.
Satan to Lost Soul: "You just don't get it, do you? Don't you understand why you're here?""

I worked construction many years ago and Lava soap was my friend. Might have been about th only choice but it worked.

 

[Dialtone]

This was the stuff you used when you looked down and saw your hands were dirty and decided to just take the skin off. Who needs skin? It does get dirty after all.

That's when you broke out the toothbrush and removed your cuticles and skin under your fingernails.

 

[DaveInSA]

I love their stuff too. Used to get crazy dry skin in the winter. After using their soaps it’s gotten tons better!

Shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, deodorant… all good stuff.

But so expensive, relatively speaking.

 

[Area51BS]

I bought 2 bars. Works well. Like washing yourself with a chunk of 2x4. Can’t win the Bronco living in FL

 

[BigHoof]

In case anyone is looking for one of these Limited Edition Bronco Briccs, I found some left at the link below for $8 and free shipping, limited for 2 days. Much cheaper than the prices I am seeing on Ebay where they bought them all up and jacked the prices.

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