Ordering Process - Your Analogy Thread

[mtap]

It's like a scrambled nudey channel. It's almost there, but you never see really see it.

Lmfao!!! You’re showing you age with antennas just move it a little to the left

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[Blksn955.o]

Hurry up and wait.

 

[bytheway]

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"

 

[Squatch]

Lmfao!!! Your showing you age with antennas just move it a little to the left

I meant cable, but that's still showing age now with all the free stuff on the internet.

Just to make sure I contribute with each post:

 

[Dom]

I was reading through one of the threads this morning and some of the hilarious analogies members had on the ordering roller coaster we've been going through. @mtap had a great idea of someone starting a thread to compile these together.

Maybe some of these analogies will help bring some humour to this Thursday, where so many tears flow freely when we don't get the coveted "build schedule" email.

I'll get things started: This ordering process feels like getting an ice cream cone, and then your ice cream falls out on the ground. Onto your brand new shoes. And you slip on it.

Goodness, we are turning into a support group for one anther. If there any psychologists in the group, become a site sponsor and grow your practice exponentially. Have you or your loved one been hurt my FOMOCO, here at Wickersham associates we are here to help you get your claim.

 

[Bronco21fan]

Like I said this whole process I felt like a mushroom kept in the dark with shit piled up on me

 

[Chrism81]

This process actually reminds me the of movie harold and kumar go to white castle. Eventually we will get there

 

[mtap]

Like I said this whole process I felt like a mushroom kept in the dark with shit piled up on me

Not as funny as the first time you said it timing is everything! Still great on the other thread!

just made Me think= timing is everything...Ford?

 

[Squatch]

Like I said this whole process I felt like a mushroom kept in the dark with shit piled up on me

Don't sell yourself short! You could be a truffle just waiting for the right hog to find you.

 

[swooshdave]

 

[Johnny Mo]

 

[stras27]

It's like going to a strip club. Get $100 in singles (or more if you are getting screwed by your dealer), look but don't touch, find a beauty you like and she is going to tell you how special it would be to ride her and even promise you that she will go home with you later, you get a quick lap dance (or Bronco Dealer Event) to keep you invested, and then you get too drunk, kicked out, and realized you never even had a chance.

or something like that

 

[Erock]

Kinda like marriage... all the hope leading up to it... I’ll just stop there and let y’all imagine the rest

 

[Tdifonzo]

Scene: It's 1993. I'm a child at the grocery store with my mom. I ask her if I can get my favorite sugar-filled snack and she says "maybe." I know "maybe" means "no" but I end up carrying it through the entire store anyway only for her to say "no" at checkout.

 

[internationlriders]

It's like meeting a really attractive girl and you are obsessed with her, but she doesn't reply to any of your texts or calls and calls you a stalker

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