Ode to a Bronco

[BigHoss]

I originally put this in the 1/24 build thread - I thought a few more of you might enjoy it that aren't looking at that thread - Have a great day - Big Hoss


Ode to a Bronco

I dropped a hundred dollar bill
Hoping for a Bronco Thrill

Who could have guessed what would come next
It seems this rollout must be hexed

We have the parts to build your ride
We're out of chips, I guess we lied

Off to 6G to check the news
There's solace in the jokes and views

My life's based on a pizza tracker
That was developed by a slacker

@OmahaKevin is my hero
Calling out that corporate zero

@PorkchopExpress risks it for pics
of Broncos parked out in the sticks (Thanks Bro)

Ford parks my steed on sheets of ice
I'm salty now my words aren't nice

My Bronco's reduced to a toolbox holder
I download mods to a local folder

This Bronco may just be a Nag
Just please update my damn Tear Tag

I want it built, I want it shipped !
Why is Ford so darn tight lipped?

I'm living large the the Bronco L I F O
Wish the heck this thing was F I F O

I wait and near my own wits end
For a Bronco Ford may never send

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