Another Day in Broncoville

[WyoBronc]

Another Day in Broncoville

The sun slowly rises
On another day in Broncoville
As I reach for a Xanax
And my bottle of Rebel Yell

Some say 8 am is a little early
For a shot of hooch and a pill
But it’s always five o’clock
Here in Broncoville

PREMIERdrum is at it again
With his song of delay and sorrow
This hangover’s gonna hurt
But I’ll worry about that tomorrow

Someone challenged Rick Astley
We should have warned him
Another victim out of his league
Good old Rick really rolled ‘em

There’s another forum favorite
The one and only HotdogThud
Am I the only one that wonders
If that’s his pet name for his pud

And there’s blowhard WyoBronc
Long winded to say the least
Be nice if he could make a post
In less words than War & Peace

Good old Gloff and ZachDanger
BuzzyBud and my man Pitpup
They’re discussing news of how
Bronco truck…..just went tits up

Remember when Lilj
Went on a 2-week hiatus?
Me & Mr. Jerry thought he died
Turns out he just hated us

Hang in there and stay pumped
We’re getting lots of Ford swag
Bronco posters and stickers
And even a hammock in a bag

My hammock arrived today
It’s the least Ford could do
And you know it’s a quality item
Made by the Webasto crew

FedEx shipment #2 is coming
Weighing 21 pounds though
Perhaps a rooftop tent
To cover this Ford Clown Show?

But I’m still waiting on my VIN
So many days I stopped count’n
But at least it’s not rotting away
In a parking lot at Dirt Mountain

My Bronco of choice is a 2dr
But I’m no 4dr hater
Truth is I’d buy a Moar Door
Before a Rubicon or Gladiator

They just deleted Rapid Red
But addd Eruption Green
How you gonna’ delete AMB?
But keep Mike Levine

Well, time to shut her down boys
Whiskeys got me feeling ill
I pissed away another day
As the sun sets on Broncoville

But we’ll all be back tomorrow
And even the day after
Because misery loves company
& the best medicine is laughter

Hang in there!



@Pitpup @Rick Astley @BuzzyBud @Lilj4425
@mrjerry469 @Gloff @ZackDanger @HotdogThud


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[HotdogThud]

Lmao, I see this and all I can think is....fuck @WyoBronc still doesn't have an order yet?

 

[Rick Astley]

It's hard to be more pumped than I am currently, but possibly rolling on 40" wheels and feeling tough as nails at the Wal Mart parking lot will pump me up even more!

I swear that's not mine!!!!

Full disclosure: I'm quite excited for the delay to MY22. The roof re-engineer and that the new colors look fantastic. Eruption Green is a great color, Hot Pepper Red was horrific on Ranger, yet it's looking good on Bronco.... Plus if Oily whatever they call it blue is on Bronco, that's going to look fantastic! Both of the AMB folks will just have to take their loss on the chin, it was such a low take-rate color.

Even though folks are losing pressure in their pumps at home with these delays, overall i'm seeing corrective actions that benefit the consumer in the long run. Yea, it sucks that corrective action is needed in the first place, but they have been a lot faster to respond than normal. I'll take that.

 

[WyoBronc]

Lmao, I see this and all I can think is....fuck @WyoBronc still doesn't have an order yet?

Having acquired an abandoned 4dr BB helps soften the blow a bit. Makes waiting for my MY22 2dr a little easier.

 

[HotdogThud]

Having acquired an abandoned 4dr BB helps soften the blow a bit. Makes waiting for my MY22 2dr a little easier.

Why does that look familiar, that's not Frontier Mall now is it?

 

[WyoBronc]

Why does that look familiar, that's not Frontier Mall now is it?

Nope. A parking lot on Warren AFB. Also saw this one on the base yesterday….couldn’t resist a photo op.

 

[HotdogThud]

Nope. A parking lot on Warren AFB. Also saw this one on the base yesterday….couldn’t resist a photo op.

That's why it looked familiar. The aafes building.

 

[DieselSmack]

Another Day in Broncoville

The sun slowly rises
On another day in Broncoville
As I reach for a Xanax
And my bottle of Rebel Yell

Some say 8 am is a little early
For a shot of hooch and a pill
But it’s always five o’clock
Here in Broncoville

PREMIERdrum is at it again
With his song of delay and sorrow
This hangover’s gonna hurt
But I’ll worry about that tomorrow

Someone challenged Rick Astley
We should have warned him
Another victim out of his league
Good old Rick really rolled ‘em

There’s another forum favorite
The one and only HotdogThud
Am I the only one that wonders
If that’s his pet name for his pud

And there’s blowhard WyoBronc
Long winded to say the least
Be nice if he could make a post
In less words than War & Peace

Good old Gloff and ZachDanger
BuzzyBud and my man Pitpup
They’re discussing news of how
Bronco truck…..just went tits up

Remember when Lilj
Went on a 2-week hiatus?
Me & Mr. Jerry thought he died
Turns out he just hated us

Hang in there and stay pumped
We’re getting lots of Ford swag
Bronco posters and stickers
And even a hammock in a bag

My hammock arrived today
It’s the least Ford could do
And you know it’s a quality item
Made by the Webasto crew

FedEx shipment #2 is coming
Weighing 21 pounds though
Perhaps a rooftop tent
To cover this Ford Clown Show?

But I’m still waiting on my VIN
So many days I stopped count’n
But at least it’s not rotting away
In a parking lot at Dirt Mountain

My Bronco of choice is a 2dr
But I’m no 4dr hater
Truth is I’d buy a Moar Door
Before a Rubicon or Gladiator

They just deleted Rapid Red
But addd Eruption Green
How you gonna’ delete AMB?
But keep Mike Levine

Well, time to shut her down boys
Whiskeys got me feeling ill
I pissed away another day
As the sun sets on Broncoville

But we’ll all be back tomorrow
And even the day after
Because misery loves company
& the best medicine is laughter

Hang in there!



@Pitpup @Rick Astley @BuzzyBud @Lilj4425
@mrjerry469 @Gloff @ZackDanger @HotdogThud


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This is the content I come for. True poetry!

 

[WyoBronc]

That's why it looked familiar. The aafes building.

Yep. The first one is the Supply Bldg. parking lot. The second one is the AAFES/BX parking lot. Hope those pictures don’t bring back bad memories or cause your Wyoming PTSD to flare up……Wyoming ain’t for the faint of heart……or even fit for human habitation if I’m telling the truth.

 

[Broncotrax]

Excellent!!

 

[IDyeti]

Another Day in Broncoville



And there’s blowhard WyoBronc
Long winded to say the least
Be nice if he could make a post
In less words than War & Peace




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Please tell me this got written at the Green Door.

 

[WyoBronc]

Please tell me this got written at the Green Door.

Haha, Nope. Close though……Inspired by the Clowns Den on the Greeley highway.

 

[6010Head]

I think if you put that to music and let Clint Black sing it you may make enough money to buy 10 Broncos

 

[Portapot]

Today my dealer emailed me to tell me my Day 1 res 2DR, BD, 2.7L SAS was in preview? I was counting on the fact that Ford said they were not building any more 2 Doors this year unless they were FE or WT. I was going to change some things when forced to re-order MY22. Anyone else told they moved to preview?

 

[WyoBronc]

I think if you put that to music and let Clint Black sing it you may make enough money to buy 10 Broncos

Never thought of that….has all the criteria for a sad country song…..booze and pills, sorrow and despair, prairie sunsets. Too bad Chris LeDoux ain’t around to sing it.

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