A native Minnesota joke

[Danielsand]

A Minnesota bear sees a rabbit running across Minnesota/Iowa line at full speed. He stops the rabbit and asks: "Hey man what's the rush?"
"Well,...they started to castrate bulls down in Iowa." Replies the hair.
"WTH that has to do with you, you ARE a rabbit, aren't you?" Asks the bear.
"C'mon man, by the time you explain that to them Iowa people, and they get it, your jewels are gone."

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[11811]

Why did the turtle cross the road?........to get to the Shell station

 

[Headsong]

Why is there a dome over the Vikings? Even God doesn't want to watch them play football.
Go Pack Go!

 

[Taltyman]

When the A&M Aggies play the Sooners in Oklahoma the IQ in both states goes up.

 

[Danielsand]

Why is there a dome over the Vikings? Even God doesn't want to watch them play football.
Go Pack Go!

You do know that MN people like to call the team "Vikes"? Right? Well,....a LOT of them call them "Dykes" (me too,...no, NOT THAT "Me Too",....just plain old ME).

 

[Danielsand]

Why is there a dome over the Vikings? Even God doesn't want to watch them play football.
Go Pack Go!

You are also aware that Vince Lombardi was a "sissy", right? Lived with his mother until she died.

 

[jeffreybehr]

U guyz are TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I'm LMAO...AND...I'm from Minnesota...FAR from, happily.. Spent my first 16 years in St. Paul and St. Paul Park.. Dad moved us to the Arizona desert (Phoenix) in 1960, and I haven't shoveled ANY snow or gotten stuck in the Spring mud since.

We have six months of summer and six months of nonsummer--it's NEVER winter in Phoenix--but I love it and wouldn't return to the snowbelt (for more than a week) for love nor money.

 

[Danielsand]

U guyz are TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but I'm LMAO...AND...I'm from Minnesota...FAR from, happily.. Spent my first 16 years in St. Paul and St. Paul Park.. Dad moved us to the Arizona desert (Phoenix) in 1960, and I haven't shoveled ANY snow or gotten stuck in the Spring mud since.

We have six months of summer and six months of nonsummer--it's NEVER winter in Phoenix--but I love it and wouldn't return to the snowbelt (for more than a week) for love nor money.

I moved from MSP to Scottsdale in '95, I know it all. I'm in Idaho now. I don't shovel; I plow.

 

[KABQ]

I'm from NM but used to go to Moorhead every summer to visit family. Love the fishing but damn those mosquitoes. Turns out I'm one of those people who gets giant welts from them, and I swear they're immune to deet (or I'm tasty enough that they ignore it). I only go in the winter now.

 

[Danielsand]

I'm from NM but used to go to Moorhead every summer to visit family. Love the fishing but damn those mosquitoes. Turns out I'm one of those people who gets giant welts from them, and I swear they're immune to deet (or I'm tasty enough that they ignore it). I only go in the winter now.

I feel for you (my wife will find a mosquito anywhere, like a magnet). I never used ANY repellent. They don't like me. Wife says I am too mean, and I have poison running in my veins.

 

[Headsong]

It's our O- blood. It calls out to them. My wife nearly never gets bit....those suckers find me even indoors....

 

[Danielsand]

It's our O- blood. It calls out to them. My wife nearly never gets bit....those suckers find me even indoors....

Maybe,...I'm A+ and they stay away from me. Came handy in all kinds of wilderness. But,...Yellow Jackets think I'm the best thing around.

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