Easiest and cheapest solution: Go offroading to coat it in a layer of mud so she doesn't see it, and then when she eventually washes it, gaslight her into thinking she's the one who hit something
I have the USB A version of this from @StickerFab
Might be what you're looking for
https://www.stickerfab.com/products/5v-usb-c-to-12v-rj11-escort-valentine-uniden-radar-detector-power-cord-universal
Not sure how the rear camera looks but some ideas:
Somewhere on the spare tire carrier so it shows through the spokes
Somewhere on the hitch receiver
Get a spare tire bracket like this one and put it on there https://desertdoesit.com/products/spare-tire-whip-molle-2021-2025-ford-bronco-mmp
I like the material of the 3W mats a lot better, but the Mabett ones have a higher lip/better coverage on the trunk mat. So I'd say it depends on which of those two factors is more important for you
I could be wrong but it looks like they all use the same base structure from what I could tell.
My MGV seats are very comfortable, but I do wish they had a cooled seat option. I get that it'd ruin the waterproofing, but the only water they see is the sweat that comes from my ass anyway
I never found a way to fix it aside from bringing the latch on the body further out, but it caused the door to not sit as flush when fully closed, so I moved it back.
I was going to try loading up the inside of the door with some sound deadening sheets in an effort to increase the weight so...