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My expectation given how long the wait is looking like....is that I'll sign my loan paperwork and then immediately endorse my first Social Security check.

Boy, I'll tell you what for all the aggravation this process has been...that truck better have a built in Nespresso maker and be able to mow my frigging lawn!!!!

Holy Christ! Could this roll-out get anymore confusing or complicated? To make things worse, our dealer representative has been banished from these forums Like Voldemort in Harry Potter..."She who won't be named". I do appreciate you bringing the Facebook update over here, I don't have...

If history is any indicator, I’m betting any email from FORD tomorrow will say: “Dear Bronco reservation holder, please be advised that if you want a steering wheel on your Bronco, your build will be pushed to 2024. Thank you for your patience, we are as excited to build your Bronco as you are...

I’m also an early 7/14 reservation with a number of delaying options on my build. An early reservation you’d THINK would be a good thing but it turned out to be a kick in the Build and Price tool.

Maybe FORD can re-hire the "Rock Stars" that worked on the Build and Price tool to come in and fix their apparent email "Distro list" problems. Oh wait.......

I knew something was "off" with this launch when the Build and Price" tool went live and adding sound deadening material made a 2 door Badlands too heavy. The train done come off the rails for me at that point. I know, it's a little off topic but I needed to vent.

Well these FORD email updates remind me of the old addage...what's the worst sentence in the English language?...."We're the Government and we're here to help". Now the next worse sentence......."We're FORD motor Company and we have a Bronco update". You're right though, at least they are...

Pretty soon the "Brake pads and steering wheel" scheduling delay notice will be coming: 'Encourage customers that want to get their Bronco’s earlier to remove these options from their orders: Brake pads, steering wheels'

Sooo....you're saying there's a chance (Wildtrak order here, so it's a chance in Hell)

Normally, horses have a pregnancy length of 11-12 months...NOT this Bronco! I'm thinking if I was to ever tell a woman..."let's have a kid, you'll only be pregnant for 18 months"..I'd have to go to the Emergency Room to have her boot surgically removed from my backside!!!!

So help me…when I finally get this truck, I’m liable to break down and cry at the first sight of her. This has been (and continues to be) one of the most harrowing emotional rollercoasters I’ve ever been on and that’s saying something as I've been married twice and divorced twice. Someone...

I've heard of a "Dirty martini" a "Dirty Movie/magazine" and "Dirty Dancing"...now I have to add "Dirty Bronco retail orders" to the list???? Reminds me of the Disney movie song in Dumbo.."I saw a peanut stand, I heard a rubber band, I seen a needle wink it's eye...but I seen about everything...

I’ll say one thing...it’s appropriate for FORD to give the people forced to wait until MY 22....the “Pea Green with Envy” color option. And what the HELL is it with using gas cans as color swatches for trucks. Did we as a society forget how to paint a fake Bronco door so we can get a better...

I remember when I was MUCH younger (back in the 80's somewhere), I saw an advertisement in a magazine for a Ford Bronco. It had a Father and son sitting by a lake fishing and in the background was a Ford Bronco. Since that day, I've wanted one. Something iconic about that image has stuck with...

I think my Wildtrak Bronco is down in Florida somewhere too. In a little place they call the Bermuda Triangle. That’s why I’m not holding my breath for a FORD email.

Ford should develop the "Clue" edition Bronco at this point..... What causes a delay....is it the Wildtrak with LUX package (like mine) or that Badlands with a sasquatch package? Fairly reminiscent of "was it Col Mustard in the library with a gun or Mrs. Peacock in the kitchen with a...

Hopefully, Rear seat air conditioner vents that don't look like a submarine periscope popping up from the front seat floorboards that have uncovered openings making them little more than dirt and cheeto catchers. "Do you hear that "Rock Star" vehicle designers"? Yes, no? Am I talking to myself?

I hope so too. I have a feeling that Thursdays are going to be a lot like "Groundhog Day" for me....others get FORD Build date emails and I get SPAM emails. Then there's the BIG May event where supposedly everyone will get the build dates of their Bronco's...which is looking like when I open...

What I don't really understand is that I know certain option items push the build to MY22 but I'm seeing folks get the build date emails and are posting their builds that have numerous options that Ford said would push them to MY22. I swear, the logistics of putting a man on the moon were not...