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I found a Jeeper who agrees with me

MNBigfoot

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Looks like he was happy to decorate his Jeep with them, more work there than just tossing them in the trash.
 
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People don't duck Jeeps.
People duck people's Jeeps.
Look, I'm not against ducks, you have the right to have your ducks. I like ducks, too. They're lots of fun in a bathtub or a charity river race.
Some say that ducks were made specifically to duck Jeeps, and no one outside of Burt and Ernie, Save-a-River, Wrangler and Rubicon, and Jeep enforcement needs those kinds of ducks, especially the ducks with specific features that make them more ducky. But the world is full of duckers that don't care about the hood and the rest of us have to be prepared to duck back with equal or greater duckiness. I wish we lived in a world where we didn't need ducks to protect ourselves from others wielding ducks, but unfortunately that's not the world that we live in.
I have not yet been ducked. God save the person that tries to ever duck me or those that I love, though. I conceal-carry 17+1 P&G sasquatch and a backup sack in my EDC for just such occasions, and I practice almost daily. Yes, I'll call Jeep enforcement, always subcontract my duckiness when I can, but they are only minutes away when seconds count.
 

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People don't duck Jeeps.
People duck people's Jeeps.
Look, I'm not against ducks, you have the right to have your ducks. I like ducks, too. They're lots of fun in a bathtub or a charity river race.
Some say that ducks were made specifically to duck Jeeps, and no one outside of Burt and Ernie, Save-a-River, Wrangler and Rubicon, and Jeep enforcement needs those kinds of ducks, especially the ducks with specific features that make them more ducky. But the world is full of duckers that don't care about the hood and the rest of us have to be prepared to duck back with equal or greater duckiness. I wish we lived in a world where we didn't need ducks to protect ourselves from others wielding ducks, but unfortunately that's not the world that we live in.
I have not yet been ducked. God save the person that tries to ever duck me or those that I love, though. I conceal-carry 17+1 P&G sasquatch and a backup sack in my EDC for just such occasions, and I practice almost daily. Yes, I'll call Jeep enforcement, always subcontract my duckiness when I can, but they are only minutes away when seconds count.
So the only defense for a bad Jeeper with a duck is to be a good Bronco owner with a duck?
 

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Every time I'm next to a jeep at a stop light or driving past one in opposing traffic and there's a grown man with a dash full of ducks driving it, I've notice that he goes out of his way to avoid eye contact with me in my Bronco...
 

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I found a Jeeper who agrees with me about the stupid duck thing.
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That pic was a lot funnier before I scrolled down and read the whole thing. For a second all i saw in my head was DUCK OFF !
 

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I didn't even know they were ducking XJs ;)
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