This is by way of an update on my original post. Had my new Bronco towed to the dealership where they discovered "rodent damage". The little devil had apparently chewed the ignition wire in half, thus everything worked except the starter. Moth balls were suggested, and now my garage is a...
I did try to start it by jumping it from my F-150. Left my truck running for maybe 20 minutes and then nothing from the ignition. So I'm beginning to think it's something like a short in the ignition or something weird going on with the computer.
This battery is apparently ok. It's charged up to 14v now. When I push the ignition button, nothing happens except what I've described. Weird and frustrating.
I charged the battery all night long. The battery charger now shows 13.9v, 14v, but there is no change in the confused starting procedure. The "parade" of messages continues with no ignition.
I guess I'll just have to have her towed to the dealership.
OK. All those function messages are exactly what I'm seeing. Hooking up a battery charger is the next thing I'll try. So far, nothing I've tried has had any effect at all.
Left my '22 Wildtrak in the garage for a week, when I came back, the ignition was unresponsive and several of the function warnings scrolled across the dashboard screen. I disconnected the battery and reconnected it with no change to the problem. Anyone else ever have this issue?