That is sad
But it comes to pass you being the Curator could the display be in a rocky wooded location. Maybe with a stream would be nice.
Any found at a Mall or with rubber bands for tires just let them lay, for they have lost there way.
Oh and no Ducks in display!!!
Maybe a goat or Sasquash...
You can Duck yourself
Then the person that is go to Duck you will see that you have been Ducked, that way they can Duck off and find someone else to Duck. It would make their Ducking day to find someone that has never been Ducked.
See how Memorable your first Ducking was 11 pages
If you get a duck just put it on one of the dozen or so jeeps you walked by I am sure that they would love it
Don't let a good duck go to waste
Some people like a good ducking now and then
The duck started with jeep thing understand
The parking is sarcasm
Maybe in a past life the person was a deer that liked open fields during hunting season and didn't think anyone would notice
Does that help?
Hitch is a bad recovery point. Tow with it the little it can but shock load would cause damage to the frame the way it is mounted. Factory recovery ring is better. A bumper with recovery points is best way to go.