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Who even buys "Miracle Whip"? There is nothing miraculous about it...in fact quite the opposite. Just a bland, gut wrenching mix of soy, sugar and vinegar. Hard pass.
Mayonnaise on the other hand...slightly tart, rich and dare I say...decadent.
"by September" in 2020 may simply mean "by September" in one of many multiverses (of course not THIS universe, are you kidding? THIS universe is currently experiencing... technical difficulties). As in, B&P will be live by September in another slice of the greater cosmic loaf of bread.