If 4DR buyers can't take some good-natured ribbing then they should stock the glove box with tissues to wipe away the tears, or you can just use the women's panties that come standard.;)
A lot of cats have agendas but not Kittles. I trapped him as a stray and the first thing he did when I let him out of the cage was climb up me and give me a hug. He would literally live up on my shoulders if I let him, coming down only to eat and poop. I'm pretty sure he thinks he's human.