Here's an idea. If you have pickup, can borrow or rent one then make your own mobile billboard to drive around or park near the Stealership in question. That should make them take notice of your complaint.
Fuck the Ford Noise and release the B6G Kraken. Cry Havoc and let slip the B6G Hounds to Yelp and Google Bomb this dealership.
They don't want bad press, call one one or all your local news stations Consumer Reporters to do a story. Their ratings love a good story like yours
This is why you have kids. Send them out to warm up & clean off the Bronco while your enjoying another cup of coffee.
If they whine and cry, just tell them that little bitches don't get to drive the Bronco when they're 16
If you give him the Bronco then he could be “Doc Bronco” to his patients.
John Bronco would be proud but may expect free treatment for those medical conditions he picked up in the 70s and 80s after Bo Derek dumped him.
Due to the Doctor shortage, that debt maybe paid by a future employer once he finishes his residency. He may have to sign an employment contract but it's no biggie. I gave 8 years to Uncle Sam for a lot less college education.
Rural Communities and Towns all across flyover America need...
Maybe this old saying applies regarding your negativity
"You get more flies with honey than you do with shit"
But you do you. I do appreciate your sarcastic wit so you got that going for you.
Great! Now the damn Millennials are going to start planning when us Boomers will start dropping and hoping for a glut of used Broncos hitting the market.