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I did not get the Ford email but I did get a Home depot email telling me that my new lawnmower is delayed in shipping. So, I'm renaming "Thursday" to "Kick in the crank Day"

"But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, and so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure, I heard you, hence I opened wide the door;- Darkness there, and nothing more" Edgar Allen Poe must have had an order in for a Bronco when he...

THAT right there tells the tale. No reason at all that someone that reserved in November should see a Bronco before you. I don't care about "Priority orders" or "Allocations" or "First Editions" or "Sun spots". You should have gotten your build date and VIN right away yesterday along with...

It was doubly infuriating to see people post that they got VIN numbers and build dates via an email from Ford. ......and what do I get? I get an advertisement email from the Ford Dealer my reservation is with that had the subject line..."Upgrade Your Ride During Our Spring Update Sales Event"...

I remember the scene in "Trading Places" when the Dukes saw all there money go down the drain in the stock market...and in all the confusion, the only thing Randolph could say as they wheeled him out on a stretcher(and I think it fit's here nicely) is: "Where's Beeks? where in the HELL is...

I have to admit that I don't understand any of this. I must be too old because to me, when something is date and time stamped on a reservation...that's supposed to mean something. In this case it seems to mean very little. I would honestly feel better if they were transparent and just...

Ha, I get those too...I never open them because I just assumed ED was the nickname of the Sudanese Prince

I am reminded of the lyrics......"Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again.....and touched the sound of silence". In all fairness, given the list of "Intolerables" that FORD denoted as delay invoking options...NayNay did tell me mine would be punted to a MY22. Having...

Nope. Early hours 7/14 reservation and I’ve been deemed the “Charlie Bucket” of the Wonka Bronca production. i better tell Grampa Joe not to crawl out of the bed he occupies with 3 other broken down old putzes!!

No worries, Ford already thought of the fix for not having cup holders in the backseats of the 4-door models without the leather interior option.... ....the fix is to have two periscope looking A/C vents coming up from the floor with no covers on them so when/if someone drops a drink accidently...

The way things have gone with this truck and now realizing how many times I changed the configuration of the damned thing in the Build & Price tool in the lead-up to converting my reservation to an order....I fully expect to look at it and say to myself: "Why the HELL didn't I get this thing in...

When I was in the Border Patrol in the late 90's, we had 2 and 4 door Chevy Tahoe's, Dodge Durango's and Ford Expeditions. I was stationed in a desert sector, so off-roading was a daily occurrence. There were Sand Dunes, Washes, mountains and brutal driving conditions littered with Desert Iron...

Anti-Matter Blue for mine. I like the thought of the truck looking different colors in different lighting and people looking at it and saying: "What the hell color is that"? I don't know why.

That looks like shitzen-Gruben!!!!! the frigging truck looks smaller than the fender flares. Maybe they can create a radio antenna that is the size of a Louisville slugger to complete the look.

Some sort of rear A/C vent covers (4 door model). From the picture I’ve seen, the factory vents are by the floor and look like a snake with its mouth open. Besides being ugly as hell, they will function as giant funnels for every scrap of paper and Pepperidge Farm Goldfish cracker that is...

I'm pretty sure I'll end up calling it "Pepperidge Farm" ("Pepper" for short) because I guarantee my 8 year old son will drop tons of Goldfish crackers in the backseat.

I think I did get that actually, now that I think about it.

Even with all the technology in this ugly-a$$ vehicle (whick looks like it belongs in Bikini Bottom with Mrs. Puff at the wheel), my mailman will still run over the curb, lose my packages and deliver mail to me that's actually for someone else. So, all they've accomplished here is buying the...

Yea, NayNay is the best!! Couldn't ask for an easier process when converting from a reservation to an order. She was extremely knowledgeable and VERY helpful. You don't find that in the auto industry very often. Plus, she has skin in the game as she is our position and getting a Bronco as...

I learned to drive with a manual transmission. The first time I ever drove an automatic trans. was the day I took my drivers exam and in Massachusetts, everyone takes their driving test with a State trooper. Talk about a stressor. I bought a brand new JeepWrangler in 91 (last year of the...