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Hey now...FORD just sent me some swag...a black pennant with "Bronco" printed on it. I feel so much better because I'd much rather have that than the effing truck I reserved a year and a half ago!!!!!!!! I swear to GOD that Ford could screw up a free ice cream cone giveaway. "Welcome to the...

To quote Yoda ..."look I so old to young eyes"? For Christ sakes, I remember the days where you could walk into a dealership, tell them what car you wanted and with what options and they would order it for you. Kind of along the lines of the Burger king Model..."Have it your way". I'm not the...

Every time I see ANYTHING from FORD, I'm reminded of the old adage about the worst sentence you can read...."I'm from the Government and I'm here to help"!...only now it's "I'm from FORD Motor Company and I'm here to help you buy a Bronco" Both of those sentences bring me the same amount of...

Let's see here.....They've taken my top away (only soft tops for the foreseeable future)....they've taken my color choice away (no anti matter blue for Model Year 22). I sure hope the IRS isn't watching this unfold.....FORD could teach them a thing or two about shafting folks up the old...

Soooo....If my problem is only being stuck with a soft top for MY22...is FORD going to throw in a few Viagra pills so I can get a hard top later? Bad joke but I couldn't resist. This roll-out has been one big ED anyway so the theme of the joke seemed to fit.

This is the absolute WORST Goddamned product rollout since Cheetohs Lip balm. *MIKE DROP*

@NayNay if I provide a license plate can you tell Ford to install a Bronco behind it? This waiting game is beginning to chap my ass but good!!!!!!

Hi hope so NayNay. I was engaged for less time than I’ve already waited for this rig. Course that marriage blew up in my face so maybe waiting is better.

Something tells me that I’ll be here next 4th of July, wondering why people who just reserved a Bronco are getting their’s and I’m still bitching that I’ve gotten Bubkus!!!

Even if I wasn't a Wildtrak hopeful, I wouldn't switch because I quite simply would go bonkers if i received the inevitable email from FORD saying: "Dear soft-top converter, we truly appreciate your flexibility and working with us while we sort out the hard top shortage issue. Unfortunately...

@NayNay By God your analogy IS better!!!

Good God...the FORD Motor Company is giving us the old Chorizo con Rock Salt on this Roll out. I wonder how successful I would be if I owned a restaurant and launched a whole new menu and when the customers packed in and began ordering, my wait staff told them: "Excellent choice on the new...

I wouldn't be surprised if it said.... "Dear Bronco order customer, if you are an early reservation holder and have not received a build date email yet have seen build dates sent out to people who reserved the EXACT SAME build MONTHS after you...then we have great news: We are sending you this...

Welcome back Nay Nay!!! Christ, I felt like I was on a hunting trip and lost my guide. We NEED you here!!!!

Quite frankly, I'm not ashamed to admit that I don't understand this at all or what it has to do with anything having to do with when the heck can we expect a friggin truck!

Ok...now my ass is REALLY chapped!!! I just saw a post in the general forums of someone getting their VIN for the exact same build as mine that converted to an order 2 months AFTER I did!!! WTF is going on?!?!?!?!

7/14 0430 EST Reservation Converted to order on 1/29 4 Dr Wildtrak, Antimatter Blue, 2.7, LUX the only emails I've gotten from FORD are ones that have told me that I could not have picked a worse build in terms of delays. Every option of that truck is a "FORD Deplorable" MY22 (if I'm lucky). I...

I bought a 1991 Jeep Wrangler from the dealer in late 1990. Last year of the carbureted 6 cylinder engine, I believe....total piece of crap which I turned in under the lemon law, but I digress. I was young and dumb and wanted to look cool so I had a pair of KC daylighters installed on the...

Did you just get an email from FORD saying this whole thing has been bangjangled by hard top roofs???? I thought it was a chip shortage? The email never mentioned the chips at all. I had a 16 year old Pug once upon a time that did nothing but sleep, eat, try to chase it's tail around and pee...

They need to ditch the "Warthog" edition and keep with the Cryptid names like "Yeti Edition", "Chupacabra Edition" and "Jersey Devil Edition" because there are plenty of sightings of these trucks but no one will ever have definitive proof they actually exist the way things are going.