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I got the Bronco Blues

ocbucks1

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This is probably a country tune, or a BB King blues, maybe a Gordon Lightfoot saga, wait for sure a Motown classic

The Bronco Blues

I got a day 1 reservation!
Couldn’t control my elevation
Wait what is dealer allocation?

Some got an early VIN
The tops started to pop
Off to dirt mountain

We’ll take care if it
Levine tweeted very soon
My hopes were high
But it was another Ford lie

It was a long fall
I changed my order
Did it do anything at all?

For sure fourth quarter
not getting a ’21?
bumped to a 22 order

Merry Christmas loyal customer
Levine tweeted very soon
My hopes were high
But it was another Ford lie

I finally got my coveted VIN
Blend date, modules popped
Wait what is ice mountain?

I am on micro chip hold
Surley there is a plan
But no nothing to be told

We keep producing broncos, don’t worry
Levine tweeted very soon
My hopes were high
But it was another Ford lie

Pizza tracker is stuck
90 days in production
Looks like l will have no luck

Levine tweeted very soon
I got the bronco blues
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AZ_Liberty

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I got out my guitar, I can force it to the chords for Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. (not super well, I can can force it)

Honestly though, if I get really bored later today I might just write a tune for it.
 

indio22

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There's that other Lightfoot classic:

"Sundown, you better take care, in your driveway, you won't find a Bronco there."
 

Bronco Bob

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I got out my guitar, I can force it to the chords for Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. (not super well, I can can force it)

Honestly though, if I get really bored later today I might just write a tune for it.
My all time favorite song! I’m Musically challenged, bit it Might be better to “if you could read my mind”
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