Since I bought my Bronco back in October of 21 I have just enjoyed the hell out of it. Fun to drive with or without the top or doors or both. Fuel economy and performance is excellent considering its a brick with 35's and weighs over 5000 lbs. I have bought and driven Toyota's, Chevy's, Dodge's...
many miles flat towing with out incident. But I am very focused on the procedure when flat towing, listen for the transfer case and the screen notification. Checking the transmission pan might be a good Idea.
I bought the Bronco to Flat Tow behind our MH.
I don't know what your smoking but you don't know what your talking about! It might be best for you to walk, no run to the nearest Suzuki Samurai Dealer or what ever. The Bronco and you are NOT a good fit. Save yourself a ton of grief and just move on. ;)